You know, it's the age-old story of Veda head, the Vedic yogi/scholar who falls in love with Mango, a beautiful Apsara, the Divine dancing girl of the Gandharvas. He abandons his sadhana and studies to enjoy her company, and before you know it, he wakes up under the Mango Tree full of praise and humor.
(The background picture is of the Coco de Mer,
a naturally occurring coconut from the Seychelles Islands)
These coconuts used to wash up on the shores of India
be found by sadhus
and perhaps, inspire songs such as these
Alright now!
a serious riff of praise and a shout-out to all dose butts and heads
i'se calls it
MANGO BUTT AND VEDA HEAD
You see
Mango was lovely had dose coconut thighs
Dey shimmered and de glimmered in ol' Veda Heads eyes
He lov' de fruit of de Mango, de taste of her lip
de smell of her body, de feel of her hip
Dose breasts on dat Mango dey so fresh an so clear
Dat Veda he know dat de Mango sincere
Her skin was all softly with sweetness inlaid
Dat Veda his vows for de priesthood no made
Dat Mango her body, she move it so nice
Dat polar turn tropic an fire be ice
When Mango her mind on a topic she put
Den de Veda jump joyful can stand on no foot
For de Butt of de Mango made point dat so clear
Dat de Veda he dun loss all feelins of fear
Her touch made him putty, her hands drank him wine
Da Veda fel silly wen on Mango he dine
He jus laised der an praisd' her wit heart leapin' free
Fel like livin forever neath dat big Mango tree
MANGO!